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Welcome to Your Online Ethics Quiz. Submit your answers to The Institute for Ethics Research, insethres@morality.org.
- Fire him immediately, but with a golden parachute.
- Give him a raise in pay.
- Keep him on as coach if his team gets to the final four.
- Force him to give 100 hours of community service to Planned Parenthood.
- Apply for food stamps.
- See Bernie regularly for conjugal visits in prison.
- Perform 500 hours of community service for Hadassah.
- Accept a job at A.I. G.
- Commend the Eagles for combating unemployment.
- Permit season ticket holders to bring their dogs to Eagles’ games.
- Make Vick do 200 hours of community service for the American Kennel Club.
- Permit the use of pit bulls in the backfield to protect Vick from opposing linemen.
- Promise never to run for elective office again.
- Learn that “euthanasia” is not a young persons group in China.
- Apply for membership in the Hemlock Society.
- Perform 150 hours of community service for the Coalition for Teen Age Abstinence.
- Divert attention by flying the Confederate flag over the state capitol.
- Ask President Obama to appoint him Ambassador to Argentina.
- Join the Appalachian Mountain Club.
- Wear an ankle bracelet with a GPS device whenever he is away from his office.
Be sure to go online next week when our quiz topic will be: “Are there any ethical challenges on Wall Street?”
Published originally in YJHM August 18, 2009
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