Robert S. Rosson, M.D.
Copyright (C) 2013 Robert S. Rosson. All rights reserved.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney Has Heart Transplant- -Hartford
(To the tune of “Tin Man” from the Wizard of Oz)
When a man’s a former Veep,
Starting wars on the cheap
With the gun and sword;
If I’d catch a man of terror
To get info free of error,
I’d use the water board!
When hunting with a chum
I might shoot him in the bum,
And never give a damn.
While Bushy was the Chief
I could play him like a thief
And get Saddam on the lam.
It was fun and it was nice.
Although I was just the Vice,
A conflict I could start.
War was all consumin’
Pretending I was human,
If I only had a heart.
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