Wednesday, July 17, 2013

If I Only Had A Heart

Robert S. Rosson, M.D.
Copyright (C) 2013 Robert S. Rosson. All rights reserved.


Former Vice President Dick Cheney Has Heart Transplant- -Hartford Courant: 3/24/2012

(To the tune of “Tin Man” from the Wizard of Oz)

When a man’s a former Veep,
Starting wars on the cheap
With the gun and sword;
If I’d catch a man of terror
To get info free of error,
I’d use the water board!

When hunting with a chum
 I might shoot him in the bum,
And never give a damn.
While Bushy was the Chief
I could play him like a thief
And get Saddam on the lam.

 It was fun and it was nice.
Although I was just the Vice,
A conflict I could start.
War was all consumin’
Pretending I was human,
If I only had a heart.

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